Ha, that’s my dad’s favourite one liner response to everything thrown at him, not mine. Ok, maybe some of the times I do say that, a lot, but that’s not the point. You can tell my dad anything from the weather outside to the toiletbowl to the victims in China, and that’s his only response. But I do have some surefire remedies (or more like remeDY) to cure that. I can safely say that if you decide to casually drop in a line on how you “used your laptop to login to your company’s network and posted pictures of you dancing in a party when you were drunk which successfully crashed the whole system” will make him totally MENTAL. Funny to watch, I daresay, but not really safe to do. And no, I did not really do that. It’s all hypothetical.

Or there are always one liners that work to the same effect. For example, there’s the classic “I crashed your car into the nearest truck which unfortunately was full of eggs.” Or the more unconventional “Your wife’s dead!” But I can tell you this, mothers will NOT be amused by this.

I’m kind of bored lately. Not much to do except homework and memorising stuff for the MYE. I kinda wished I had my old life back. The one when I was free of all the academic burdens and free to play as much sims2 I want.